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while (alive) { code(); } /// mug
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const stars = [...universe]; console.log("still loading"); // infinite loop
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const leaves = forest.filter(e => e.type === 'green'); for (leaf of leaves) fall();
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const waves = setInterval( () => breathe(), tide );
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let self = null; while(exists) seek(); return undefined;
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while (alive) { code(); } /// mousepad
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NaN is the new black
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let life = []; while(true) life.push("mistake");
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async function findMeaning() { await sleep(999999999); return null; }
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async function love() { throw new Error('Uncaught heartbreak'); }
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setTimeout(() => life(), 999999999);
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import { hope } from "future";
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// I'll fix it later
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// TODO: remove before prod
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// Works on my machine
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NaN === NaN // false
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while (alive) { code(); }
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# IndentationError: life
Even the smallest error can break the code.
A quiet homage to all failed compiles — and the humans behind them.