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while (alive) { code(); } /// mousepad

while (alive) { code(); } /// mousepad

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NaN is the new black

NaN is the new black

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let life = []; while(true) life.push("mistake");

let life = []; while(true) life.push("mistake");

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async function findMeaning() { await sleep(999999999); return null; }

async function findMeaning() { await sleep(999999999); return null; }

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async function love() { throw new Error('Uncaught heartbreak'); }

async function love() { throw new Error('Uncaught heartbreak'); }

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setTimeout(() => life(), 999999999);

setTimeout(() => life(), 999999999);

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import { hope } from "future";

import { hope } from "future";

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// I'll fix it later

// I'll fix it later

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// TODO: remove before prod

// TODO: remove before prod

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// Works on my machine

// Works on my machine

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NaN === NaN // false

NaN === NaN // false

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while (alive) { code(); }

while (alive) { code(); }

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No rows affected.

The query runs forever.

# IndentationError: life

Even the smallest error can break the code.

A quiet homage to all failed compiles — and the humans behind them.