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// segmentation fault (core dumped) return soul;

// segmentation fault (core dumped) return soul;

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if (life) compile(hope); else exit(0);

if (life) compile(hope); else exit(0);

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for(rain=0; rain<∞; rain++) grow(life); return 0;

for(rain=0; rain<∞; rain++) grow(life); return 0;

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#define TRUE FALSE

#define TRUE FALSE

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int hope = rand() % 2;

int hope = rand() % 2;

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/* loop ahead */

/* loop ahead */

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int main() { while(1) panic(); }

int main() { while(1) panic(); }

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printf("Segmentation fault (core dumped)");

printf("Segmentation fault (core dumped)");

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# IndentationError: life

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> Fix The Error