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git commit -m "fixed stuff"
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git push --force life
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git revert "bad decisions"
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if (life) compile(hope); else exit(0);
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if not coffee: sys.exit(1)
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import coffee as life
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import { hope } from "future";
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int hope = rand() % 2;
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int main() { while(1) panic(); }
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kill -9 monday
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let life = []; while(true) life.push("mistake");
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let self = null; while(exists) seek(); return undefined;
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NaN === NaN // false
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NaN is the new black
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npm install life
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npm uninstall social-life
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Pay me in coffee and WiFi
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print("Hello, void")
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print("silence") # returns everything none
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printf("Segmentation fault (core dumped)");
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RTFM: Read The Friendly Manual
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SELECT * FROM problems WHERE solved = false
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SELECT meaning FROM world WHERE answer IS NULL;
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setTimeout(() => life(), 999999999);
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sleep = lambda: print('Access Denied')
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sudo make me a sandwich
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sudo rm -rf /procrastination
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System.out.println("Hello, coffee!");
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There's no place like 127.0.0.1
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time.sleep(season) flowers.bloom() # petals whisper
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try harder; catch later; finally cry;
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try { life(); } catch (Exception e) { coffee(); }
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try: success() except: pass
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UPDATE life SET coffee = coffee + 1
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while (alive) { code(); }
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while (alive) { code(); } /// mousepad
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# IndentationError: life
Even the smallest error can break the code.
A quiet homage to all failed compiles — and the humans behind them.